My Friend Ben

Today I was informed by a friend of something embarrassing that happened to him and wanted to keep it private, so this is just between you and me whoever reads or forwards my blog. This story sounds like its straight out of a rom com (romantic comedy) but it did happen, which is fantastic.

so my friend Ben was with his girlfriend it was actually the day he asked her out and they were going to her house to hang out, I am a third person so I was a little kept out of the loop, but not much, so yeah they were walking down the road to her house when she say's "i think nobody is home" still I am a third person but if i heard those words I would have been excited... but then it started to go wrong, the next words to come out of her mouth were "I think I forgot my key, yep I forgot my key, we are going to have to break in", sure this couldn't have been to much of a problem because she would obviously know how to break into her house.


when they got to her house she tells Ben to go in through her brothers room, now I know there going out and all but I would not have done that, you know why, if its her house she is allowed to, if its not my house it is illegal. But Ben did it anyway because he wanted to be nice.

Ben then informed me that "once I was in the house I bent over to pick up my stuff and when I looked up... her mum was standing there" now if you ask me when meeting a girls parents it is not ideal to have to explain why YOU ARE STEALING STUFF FROM HER BROTHER. as any sane human would at this stage, Ben freaked out, he mumbled something incoherent then ran to his girlfriend to get her to explain.

I kid you not this actually happened, why am *I* telling you, well Ben doesn't have a blog and this has to reach the internet and I got to it first, and Ben I'm sorry but people have to know.

Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time