If you haven't had this problem you haven't slept on a fitted sheet, the problem I'm talking about is how no matter how much effort you put into putting on a fitted sheet, its never actually on our bed in the morning. does everybody else have the same amount of trouble with sheets as me? I seem to move around just a little bit while I sleep, but the way my sheets react it looks like I break dance (note film self while I sleep to see if i break dance). So every time i wake up I'm basically laying on my bed without a sheet, which really ruins my sleep in. I almost have to wake up at 1:00pm *gasp*.
Another problem I seem to have with fitted sheets is that I can never be bothered to fix it up in the morning. which puts me in a bad situation when i go to sleep. Let me paint you a picture, I stumble into my bedroom going to bed and see a mess of a bed with a crumpled sheet in the middle, being tired as i am i kinda just put my legs into the back corners and then grab the front with my hands, having not thought this through i just kinda go spread eagle trying to match the sheet to the bed, after a great amount of struggling about i realize I'm not doing anything so I just try and do one corner at a time the first one goes on fine until i go for the second, when the first one pops off so I finish the second corner and try to do the first one again, so the second one pops off. At this point I'm to tired to care anymore so i just wrap the sheet around me because I'm smaller than the bed. and fall asleep
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time
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