Today was a good day, because I didn't really have to go to school BOO YAH. Why did I not have to go to school you ask? I was at my districts swimming sports, I competed in the 200m freestyle where I came forth, don’t ask how many people were in the event I just came forth.
so after I had done all my swimming for the day I was on my way home, while at the train station waiting for my train I saw 2 things, one of them was a guy in a red shirt, blue overalls and had a red cap, but Mario is actually irrelevant to the story, the other thing I saw was the weirdest construction crew I have ever seen working on the station, there was one guy who wasn't really doing anything, he was just looking at the other guys but he was the supervisor so that is normal. The second guy was doing nothing more than drilling the concrete, i just stared and wondered what he was doing, but not as much as I wondered what the third guy was doing. the answer to that was nothing, he had a hammer and was smacking the ground with it, no more, no less.
then the last fantastic bit of my day is when I got home I went on the internet as any blogger would and saw the news, the first headline that came up was, "CUT SHORT, hairdresser attack leaves man with half an afro"... what? how could that even happen, surely if your running at a man with scissors and you plan to attack him you wouldn't cut off half his afro, there was a picture of the guy with half an afro also, its kinda perfectly in half and its not jaggered at all, if its a hairdressing attack then you wouldn't have time to cut his afro perfectly in half its not like it could go like "YEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHH, and a little more of the sides, and were done" no what i think is more likely is that the man with a afro walked into a hairdresser and said "you wanna make the news? Because I sure hate having a sensible haircut and I have an idea"
no half afro man, shame on you.
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time
so after I had done all my swimming for the day I was on my way home, while at the train station waiting for my train I saw 2 things, one of them was a guy in a red shirt, blue overalls and had a red cap, but Mario is actually irrelevant to the story, the other thing I saw was the weirdest construction crew I have ever seen working on the station, there was one guy who wasn't really doing anything, he was just looking at the other guys but he was the supervisor so that is normal. The second guy was doing nothing more than drilling the concrete, i just stared and wondered what he was doing, but not as much as I wondered what the third guy was doing. the answer to that was nothing, he had a hammer and was smacking the ground with it, no more, no less.
then the last fantastic bit of my day is when I got home I went on the internet as any blogger would and saw the news, the first headline that came up was, "CUT SHORT, hairdresser attack leaves man with half an afro"... what? how could that even happen, surely if your running at a man with scissors and you plan to attack him you wouldn't cut off half his afro, there was a picture of the guy with half an afro also, its kinda perfectly in half and its not jaggered at all, if its a hairdressing attack then you wouldn't have time to cut his afro perfectly in half its not like it could go like "YEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHH, and a little more of the sides, and were done" no what i think is more likely is that the man with a afro walked into a hairdresser and said "you wanna make the news? Because I sure hate having a sensible haircut and I have an idea"
no half afro man, shame on you.
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time
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