Doomsday. The world as we know it is bound to end someday and humanity is doing its best to have a stab at it. Every year you hear some new theory on how we are all going to die. And it’s causing people to kill them selves so I'm here to inform people on why they are stupid for believing in it. Sorry for the insensitivity.
The first time I really started paying attention to doomsday theory's is when the announced how the Mayan calendar ended in 2012. Now I may be wrong here, but maybe it ends in 2012 because they couldn't be bothered to keep predicting the future. Surely after predicting the future for the next 2000 you too would be thinking "well screw this, that'll do" the Mayans must have other things on there mind that carving the future into stone. i looked it up and Mayans were leading the world in language mathematics and were killing every other tribe they must have been busy. or a better reason the guy carving the calendar died or just plum forgot about it.
The next "doomsday" theory that got my attention was the Large Hadron whatsit stupist moment in history. It seems that we wont wait for the death of our planet we will create it ourselves. What was everyone involved with that project thinking? "Hmm this piece of machinery will either not do anything except waste a lot of money, recreate the big bang purely for scientific purposes or create a black hole that will rip our planet to shreds and kill everyone slowly... alright lets give it the go ahead". no scientists, no, bad idea. So everyone freaks out about it and goes crazy and nothing happened.
So there you go everyone the death of us all is complete bullocks and I'm sure doomsday will occur over my dead body (which may be the point) and that everyone should settle down. We don't need to know when we die. It will just happen and all will be well in the world. Now if you will excuse me I'm going to build a shelter for when the zombies are mauling every other sucker in the world.
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