Shorts. Personally I'm not one to like shorts, because I only look good in shorts when I'm at the beach. If I'm gonna wear shorts I have to commit to a situation. It goes. URBAN ENVIRONMENT: jeans. HOT AND SANDY: shorts. Either way it goes down sand must be involved for me to get into shorts (pools is the exception).
But the problem with this is. With me only wearing jeans my legs are paler than an albino with a WoW subscription and the only way to fix this is to go outside to a situation where I wear shorts and tan my legs up a bit. But that brings me back to the fact that I don't want to be seen in public with my legs that look like the hair has been attached with a thick layer of PVA glue. So how this will end up is I’m going to have to find a place where I can sit and only have my legs visible. Because if they can’t see my face then it’s only my legs that are embarrassing, not me. And the only thing I have to worry about then is a bunch of short people jumping out of flowers and singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead".
All in all I hate shorts they are not my style, at all. And if going swimming in pants wasn't a ludicrous thing to do then I would because frankly hiding my legs for the rest of my life seems like a good idea. Now if you will excuse me I have to go work on my tan...
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