Sunday, 20 March 2011

High-top Short-shorts

being the cool kid that I am I can't help but notice the latest fasion trends, and being a male I can't help but noticed what the girls are wearing as pants (yes, I'm aware that my girlfriend follows me, sorry aout that one), so when something violates the common sense laws behind both these areas, I feel obliged to make a point about it, these high top short shorts, or whatever they are called, I will use the acronym HTSS to save time.

so yeah HTSS are terrible the idea of short shorts are to show off what you got, and if you don't want to show off what you got then you wear normal shorts, but people seem to think that going the opposite way does the same thing, being a male and assuming that the reason you wear said HTSS is to attract said males, let me stop this embarrasment, wearing short shorts that hike up to your belly button repels males, I would just like to thank you for wearing them because it helps me stay extra loyal to my current girl, please keep up the bad work until I'm back on the market, thank you.

Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.

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