So as most people know, I am lame, my lameness probably originally stemmed from when I was just a little tyke. You know that thing at the start of jackass that said "don't try this at home", well that meant nothing to me being a kid, what I saw was "you don't have the guts" so as any kid would I got together my brothers and close friends and started a crew...
Now we originally called our crew "Homemade Dickheads" being only about 11 I was innocent and had no idea what it meant so I thought it was a pretty awesome and giggled when anybody said the name because anything to do with genital’s is hilarious, it was great we represented push bikes, jumped over holes over half a meter long and never really landed anything because stacking is funnier then genuinely landing anything, after about a year of jumping of piers into water because we are badasses we decided to change the name, every other person in the crew wanted to call it "Public Disturbance" I found this a bad name because we didn't actually disturb anybody, or even get in there way, which was weird because we acted like we were a gang and everything.
So we called ourselves "Infinite Madness" because we were clearly crazy and stuff, we went on for another half a year, in which I think I successfully landed about 4 jumps on my BMX, like a boss. Then we just kinda faded away and stopped, and that was the last anybody ever heard of Infinite Madness, not that anybody ever heard of Infinite Madness.
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
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