Thursday, 3 March 2011

Classics: My opinion on things #9

Hello fans of my opinion. And if your not a fan why don't you just piss off now. it's been a while since I shared my opinion so I figure why not address an issue that has been around for a while.

Christianity. GOT YA, nah, but could you imagine if I was like that.

TEEN "SUPERSTARS" now i definitely not the first person to blog about them and sure as hell am not gonna be the last. but i am just so freaking sick and tired about hearing whether Justin Beiber Cut his hair or not, seriously the world is constantly falling apart the hair of "the Beibster" (or whatever you want to call him) doesn't matter. Beetedubs I recently got a huge haircut down to about a centimetre short and all i got was "Did you get a haircut?" to which i reply "no I'm just going bald in instalments" OF COURSE I GOT A FREAKING HAIR CUT IT WAS ABOUT A METER LONG BEFORE. Any way I got a bit distracted it is a well known fact that the only talent biebs has is the fact that he must have a constraint on his genitalia (whatever it may be) that gives him a high voice. So beibster is a big thumb down from me.

The next "superstar" I would like to attack over the internets would be the young Willow Smith before I actually complain about her I would like to start with the name. I'm sorry Will I'm a huge fan of yours but seriously, Willow? That’s just your name with "OW" on the end which is kinda convenient because it lets me know that SHE BRINGS PAIN (beetedubs I came up with that joke as I went along, I'm pretty proud of it). Secondly the only reason you’re famous is because of Will. I'm sure if i went and made a video clip about in which way I "whip my hair" then it would only make it as far as YouTube (probably because I just got a haircut, SEE its all one big circle)

i only have one complaint about  Ke$ha now because she is only talentless she doesn't do anything to bad (OMG I know I never thought I would say anything like that). Now I can’t speak for the whole entire world when I say this but my name is spelled with LETTERS not CURRENCY. But other than that I really have no beef with you. Which is odd...?

There are ultimately too many teen stars and too little time so I think its time to wrap up. If you are a teenager do as the teens do. This much fame while being this young can only lead to one thing. and that thing is known as Brittany Spears *shudder* so I don't know about you but I’m just gonna stick to being a smart ass, an ass hole with just a hint of lazy and just stay on my computer and complain about things that I have nothing to do with. LIKE EVERY OTHER TEENAGER. Thank you and goodnight.

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