Family

Everybody has a family, whether they know it or not, but what I'm talking about right now is my family on my dads side, not that my mums side isn't great, but they aren't really blog worthy. Odd is probably the best way to describe my family, but we are exactly the same as each other, this is a family built on generations of lame jokes, which is most definitely the reason my blog is so fantastic, also a vast majority of us are musical types, we can make one epic band, but i play nothing.

At a family gathering hell would usually break loose, for anybody within a mile of us all they are able to do is groan, because of a large amount of guitars many people start playing guitars and we try to play songs that we can sing along to, but nobody will ever know the actual lyrics, so we say random words to the tune of the song, and it always ends up as a string of puns that could make a grown man cry, we have slaughtered so many classic song that Justin Beiber dislikes our singing, and to the Beibster fans, NO, Justin Beiber does not have a good taste in music.

As any good family does, we mock each others mistakes, but one time I remember that mocking me went horribly wrong, we were all siting in a circle playing our songs from hell when i stood up to go somewhere, while walking away I tripped over a little bit I was staying stable but I went to grab a solid object to stop me from falling over, but just before I grabbed it I realised it was a huge cactus so I didn't grab it. But then my cousin saw what I did and wanted to show everybody else by mimicking me in a mocking manner, but what she didn't realise is I didn't actually touch the cactus, so then her hand was bleeding everywhere and I was laughing at the irony of everybody mocking her for mocking me, because yes, we mock each other whilst blood is involved, we are cool like that.

Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.