So I haven't blogged in yet another great period of time so I figured I would be probably the last person in the world to inform you about Osama, so yeah in case you have been living under the sea this week with two fish wedged in your ears and coral over your eyes Osama is dead, so we are all on the some page? or have you been down there for a decade? all in all not many people liked him, but I don't celebrate death, there is just a few people that I mourn less then others, on that note can we use the USA special forces on Beiber? he won't take as long to find, and now that Osama's dead what are you doing?
But ain't that the truth, when they killed Osama they all probably just looked at each other and said "Does this mean we're out of a Job, but seriously guys, i was just about to call him and tell him that I give up and its his turn to seek, I had the best spot and everything, but on a more serious note I heard conspiracy's about Osama being unarmed and they should have arrested him and given him a fair trial, but how could that have gone down anyway? If they arrested him do you honestly think America would go "Hmm, we all have completely made up our minds that you are in fact behind 9/11, but I guess there are two sides to every story, did you have a good reason for blowing us up?". wouldn't happen. and that's why we should all just except the fact that he is dead and that no conspiracy's are necessary and we should all just sit back and do what I do, wait for the next one to pop up so you can make jokes about it once they have died so its not "Insensitive".
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
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