alright so this is my last year at school which like everybody else my age my mind is turned to one thing... schoolies, which is clearly the only important milestone in year 12, I mean alcohol and girls how is that not important this is the number 1 priority.
for schoolies we are heading up the coast to a town in NSW, and partying our asses off, this journey requires a 11:53 hour drive or a 9 day and 10 hour walk, so I’m thinking the drive, anyway I am planning to take 2 other people in my car who are both 18, and I’m also taking a few slabs. Now this is where its potentially interesting I’m stuck with the role of driving because by then I will be the only one who has a chance of having a licence.
Now problem number one, having two of your good mates in the car is a distraction. Having them hammer drunk is a disaster, I will probs be fresh onto the licence, and fresh off if it as soon as I get started.
problem number 2 Victorian law allows me to take them if I say that one of them is my brother, taking both was not my choice and I’m gonna try get out of it, but basically I’m going to lose my licence, for the second time this blog.
this may be irrelevant but I do plan to wear a suit the whole time I’m at schoolies, and we are going up the coast which means we will be stoping at the beach for a swim every so often, so if anybody has any old wet suits that they never wear please find some way to reach me, I plan to make a wet suit suit for swimming in, otherwise I will just swim in a normal suit, thank you.
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time
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