People who yell from cars

Yes this is my forth blog today, but I gotta say this whilst its fresh in my mind, I will see a phsicaritrist about my blogging addiction soon and I will then read a dictionary and learn how to spell phsicaritrist or what ever it is so lets call them psychic-car-tits for now
So people who yell from cars, to me they seem to be more then a little bit pointless, today I was walking down the street in my school uniform at lunchtime. me being year 12 I’m allowed to do this, but as I was getting close to Coles to get my "Dare Ice Coffee" in all its deliciousness (product placement *CHYA CHING*) I was rudely yelled at by a passing motorist, I wont say exactly what he said for I’m trying to go for a PG rating (like I actually care) but it was along the lines of "Get back to school C#%$!!!!", so it wasn't very productive.

What I’m thinking is why cant people not be douches when driving past somebody? I know I would feel special if somebody went passed in there car and shouted "Hey did you lose weight?" or "That out fit really suits you" or "despite our similar gender and the fact that I’m straight, I see you as an attractive man" that would be nice, and I hope my 2 followers would agree that it would be special. So please just compliment people, set a new standard in awesome.

another thing about drive by yelling’s is just why half the time I can't hear a word that anybody says, usually they would be going at least 50 kmh, all I can hear is "NEEEWWWWAAAAAYUUUUU IM A CAR" I heavily suggest that you just give up, your opinion is about as important as Tom Cruse's on religion.

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Muammar al Gaddafi

Libya is lead by an evil dictator, nothing states that he is evil, but he does like killing people, controlling the country, long walks on the beach and getting caught in the rain.

So anyway, Muammar is the person controlling Libya so I’m going to refer to Libya as "Big Muammar's House", yes that is referring to the comedy staring Martin Lawrence as a old fat lady, so yeah I’m kinda making fun of a bad situation, but hey that’s just what I do.

Big Muammars house is in turmoil because Muammar is evil and refuses to give up power... wait a minute... we have been here before, didn't that happen a week ago or something, C'mon Gaddafi let Big Muammars house go, let it be Libya again, learn from a mistake, the other guy who I already forgot the name of didn't win, just retire please and maybe the evil dictator next week will learn from your mistake.

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Explanation

My blog is a beautiful thing, it is my child, it molds and grows in the way I want it to, But it may be from time to time a little off topic so permit me to explain, everything I blog actually is thought of as I type it, E.g. Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time, that is my sign off line, I actually thought of that as I was typing my first article, I needed something to end with and that’s just what came out, I figured my readers should realise this so they can truly appreciate my blog for what is.

Now for something funny.

Trying to stay with the topic I’m going to explain something, so permit me if you will to explain high school, at least my opinion of it, just letting you know TV is WRONG, primary school teachers are WRONG and anybody else’s opinions are, you guessed it, WRONG the fact is high school isn't that bad, a little homework here and there and bam you pass, I walk around and hear "school is boring and to hard, I’m gonna drop out and become a plumber because its not hard work and working with shit is pleasant" you sir are yet again WRONG just because you don’t need the education doesn't mean the education isn't better for your career. The fact is stopping your education will NOT, ever be better for you, dropping out of school will NOT, help you become a brickie. your pay roll will be less if you don’t finish school as to somebody who has, just because you started there job before them doesn't mean your better than them, we have more of an education you start of with a bit more money, so please STOP THINKING YOUR BETTER THEN ME FOR LEAVING BEFORE YOU GOT HIGHSCHOOL EQUIVILENCY . Thank you.

Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time

Conflict

As a high school student we focus on many things, most things we focus on things more than any other thing, in year 12 we focus on conflict.

Now, this sucks more than Justin Beiber, I can not focus on conflict its boring. me concentrating on conflict is like Taylor Swift writing a song called "I think you would be better of with her". to me its as appealing as Ke$ha, I could keep going but I’m running out of pop stars... wait i got one, Miley couldn't even sink low enough to find it. Alright that’s that.

Alright I’m not here to complain about pop stars, ill save that for another time.

Conflict is a massive pain in my ass because I have a disadvantage, I’m abnormally happy in which I somehow automatically avoid conflict. so basically I have to resort to the only conflict story I have, it involves me beating down 3 station rats (the human kind of station rats) in order to protect my Jamaican flavour cup of noodles, freaking delicious betedubs I highly recommend them, so now that I am out of storeys. I will fail English.

Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time

Teenage dream

As Joe Esposito once said "try to be best, because you’re only a man, and a man’s got to learn to take it". This is irrelevant to what I’m saying but it’s a pretty good song, another good song is Katy Perry's "teenage dream" but I don’t actually listen to the lyrics, because being a teenager I know what we dream about. Right now I'm just dreaming of a keyboard that works. Because the keys on the keyboard that are broken are "f,b,r and e" making "fibre" really hard to type, but that’s also irrelevant, as I’m not talking about fibre.

Alright, where was I... oh yes, teenagers dream about the opposite sex, not a generalisation, a truth, therefore despite how inappropriate Katy Perry is, such a title is not suited to her genre. Please Katy if you plan to continue using this song change it into a rap, for all the swearing that is required for my expectations of teenage dream is inappropriate for pop. And as Lynyrd Skynyrd once said "I’m as free as a bird now" also irrelevant but also a good song, a great song in fact.

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plans for a road trip

alright so this is my last year at school which like everybody else my age my mind is turned to one thing... schoolies, which is clearly the only important milestone in year 12, I mean alcohol and girls how is that not important this is the number 1 priority.

for schoolies we are heading up the coast to a town in NSW, and partying our asses off, this journey requires a 11:53 hour drive or a 9 day and 10 hour walk, so I’m thinking the drive, anyway I am planning to take 2 other people in my car who are both 18, and I’m also taking a few slabs. Now this is where its potentially interesting I’m stuck with the role of driving because by then I will be the only one who has a chance of having a licence.

Now problem number one, having two of your good mates in the car is a distraction. Having them hammer drunk is a disaster, I will probs be fresh onto the licence, and fresh off if it as soon as I get started.
problem number 2 Victorian law allows me to take them if I say that one of them is my brother, taking both was not my choice and I’m gonna try get out of it, but basically I’m going to lose my licence, for the second time this blog.

this may be irrelevant but I do plan to wear a suit the whole time I’m at schoolies, and we are going up the coast which means we will be stoping at the beach for a swim every so often, so if anybody has any old wet suits that they never wear please find some way to reach me, I plan to make a wet suit suit for swimming in, otherwise I will just swim in a normal suit, thank you.

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the weather

Every 3 months the earth changes, it changes from being hot to being cold and all the stages in between, the thing is people don’t seem to realise this, which is the first piece of stupidity I would like to address. I will be brave and admit I’m sightly addicted to Facebook but I am going to say that stupidity is not a problem for me and maybe 3 others of my friends (who I’m not going to name to avoid people knowing who I’m offending).

My one of my pet peeves is when its hot people say "hurry up winter!!!!" but when it is actually cold they say "OMG WHERES SUMMER GONE I WANT IT BACK". In my books this is not ok, my good sir you have failed at 3 things
1. Life
2. The internet
3. Humanity
Thanks for reading goodnight

Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.

A New Hope

Not that long ago, in a school classroom resonably closes to Croydon.

A member the rebel alliance was getting kinda bored so he decided to start a blog, this blog was to share everything he thought and to entertain not only him, but the entire galaxy known as the internets system.

on his way back to his home planet of the locker bay the rebel called Harry was attacked by a large amount of stupid which he soon realised was the world around him, which led him to breach a large amount of copyright laws to show the world just how stupid is was

Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time