Sorry about my lack of posts but I haven't really been on since I turned 18 because I got some kind of a life, but I'm back from my life now and what I learned in that time is that there are a huge amount of dickheads at nightclubs, so I thought I would offer a brief insight to my observations to avoid you becoming a dickhead. so here is what I'm hoping to become a series of Harry's how to:
Harry's how to: Clubbing
the first thing you need to know is that there a thousands of people there all trying to stand out, in the exact same ways, creating one sea of people that nobody really cares about. so just make it easier on your self and try blend in, that might make you stand out. for this its best to find a group of people to blend with (Make sure you blend in) to make this fun picture that your the guy from assassins creed trying to go unnoticed, although dressing like him may make you stand out, this is not advised.
now that we got the what to do down, I'm gonna give you some pointers on dancing that avoids you looking like a dickhead, now the dance floor is usually very cramped so it best to actually dance with your arms than your feet, some moves I have noticed include one I call the half arsed monkey, you know how Johnny Bravo did the monkey, well its like that but you tuck your elbows into your hips and then try and monkey to the music, another timeless classic for girls is the "are you actually dancing or should I dial the hospital" where you make duck face, bob up and down then make jass hands in front of your duck face, this is sure to attract the males *Cough* not that you need to, with 500 drunk guys who are all sure to dance just as awesome as you. and when in doubt fist pump and sing.
follow my simple advise and you are sure to be the king of clubs, or at least a deuce of clubs.
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
