Greetings loyal fans, I realised that I haven't blogged in a while and that I owed it to you to bring you a laugh, and well it being international comedy festival time I figured i better contribute, ultimately i cam into this blog though with no idea about what I'm doing so yeah lets see how I do.
Recently I have realised that for some strange reason I'm cool... this is a huge surprise to me, but the problem is with so many friends I have become a trading card, but not like Pokemon where people make me fight against other people till we pass out, much like boxing, I now have the Massive urge to start training boxers, but that will be another story, anyway yeah my friends are passing me around like Ke$ha (Now with more Celebrity references) and It being the holidays it is getting pretty ludicrous, and whats more is my legs are my only mode of transport so yeah I'm basically running more than a Kenyan (not racist, I'm going off the Olympics) I'm not exactly in the best shape so I find myself being way to tired to actually do anything when I get there making me feel like an old man.
this story is going nowhere so I'm sorry for your time but there are no refunds.
Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time.
